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Texas Toaster

3599.00

Give your home an air of distinction with a 100 American-made shelf-top clock. An all-mechanical mechanism ensures this clock is secure from hacking and remote manipulation by those with an agenda, as seen on Data Dispute.

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This product is manufactured by Hacking Safe Clocks, a division of Placebo Supplement Company, Ltd—a company wholly-owned by the folks that produce Data Dispute, whose episode on “The Timeless Conspiracy” speculates (based on crowd-sourced paranoia) that Republicans are our to destroy our timepieces. Doesn’t that seem like a conflict of interest?

And if that’s an obvious one, what about their homeopathic products and other affiliated wares? Are they just spinning this spicy, enticing story for the sake of running a few ads? Wouldn’t that be a conflict of interestt too?

When content is free, you should be asking yourself what isn’t a conflict of interest?

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