The Hellevator Prayer

Our Controller that art in thy Attic Lift be Thy Name,
Thy Lift-Car come, they request be done, in Sol as
it is in Gleason.  Give us this hour our requested
lift, and forgive us our Hammering as we forgive
those whose motors are slow.  Lead us not into
subbasement and deliver us without freefall.  For
'Ding!' is the Caller, the Arrival, and the Emergency,
when Ringing forever and ever.......

Down.

Perette's Writings