The True Genesis of the Daleks =============================================================================== The True Genesis of the Daleks The further adventures of the Doctor and his TARDIS...... =============================================================================== CAST: DOCTOR: Late teens or early twenties. Wears dress shirt, slacks, non-matching ties. JEN/BEN: Same age as Doctor. Wears jeans usually. GAC: Girl At Counter in Nathaniels. BBC: Boy Behind Counter in Nathaniels. JIM: Jimmy, one of the chemists who creates the Daleks. JAM: Jamie, one of the chemists who creates the Daleks. RSP: Radio Shack salesmaker Personnel. DLK: Dalek. SEC: Security person who interviews Jamie and Jimmy. ARM: Army person. BYS: Bystander. HAK: Elevator hacker. MAS: The Master. CRO: Croagnon. =============================================================================== Opening Signature: Music: Doctorin' The TARDIS by The TimeLords Effects: Tandy 1000 Doctor Who title. Scn: Pan of RIT campus from top floor of Tower A. SCENE 1---------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Jimmy & Jamie walking down corridor to Dining Commons service lift. Jim: It's an utter failure. We'll have to start from scratch. Jam: Yes. The human mind has too many flaws, even if the frame is an excellent design. Jim: I will let it out of the cage, then. (Presses door open button. Reveals hockey behind door. Jim points away.) Go! (Wait a few seconds, fade out.) SCENE 2---------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Trees in back yard, pmb1566. Noi: TARDIS landing. Cam: Open iris, cause whiteout. Stop. Prp: Place TARDIS in yard. Cam: Fade in from whiteout. Doc: (After pause. Thunk. Stands up on other side of TARDIS.) Ow! Oh no! The dimensional resizing circuit must have broken down now. Ah, Jen, watch your head on the way out. There seems to be a small problem with the TARDIS. K-9, you stay here and find out the problem. (Walks away.) Cam: Fade out. SCENE 3----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Quarter mile. Jen and Doc are coming out of woods on side. Jen: Doctor, where are we? Doc: I don't know, Jen. It looks a lot like the home of the Daleks before it was blown up. Jen: Blown up? Doc: Yes. You see, the Daleks had this terrible war against the Thals and it went on and on, and they ended up blowing each other up. (pause) Made the whole place unlivable. Jen: Well, let's go look around. Doc: OK, but stick close to me. SCENE 4----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Jen and Doc at sundial intersection. Doctor flips coin. Turns right. SCENE 4.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (They approach Grace Watson Hall. Above the door is the lettering, "ACE TS N ALL". Jen: (Pointing to the lettering.) What do you think that means, Doctor? Doc: (Pausing to examine it as he readies to open the door.) "I don't know, Jen." (Opens door and waves Jen through.) Jen: (Stopping between doors to comment to Doctor) Something smells, Doctor. Doc: Yes, it does. (Opens inner door.) Jen: (Takes step forward, then gets whiff of sewer.) Iww! It smells like sewer in there. (Doctor lets door close) Let's not go in there! Doc: Agreed. SCENE 4.2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Scn: Jen and Doc approaching sundial. Doc flips coin. They turn right. Show them walking down sidewalk. SCENE 4.3 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Scn: Lobby, Kate Geason Hall. The Doctor and Jen enter. Jen presses lift button. Noise: Grinding elevator noise a bit. Elevator opens. Jen: Do you think it's safe, Doctor? I didn't like that noise one bit! Cam: Move to inside of elevator. Doc: (Enters lift. Jen follows. Elevator shuts.) Of course it's safe. (Hops. Sound of cable snapping, shake camera. Doc and Jen fall to floor. Bell engages.) Jen: As long as you're sure, Doctor. Are you Okay? Doc: Yes. Let's get these doors open. (Push on door.) SCENE 4.4 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Scn: Moves to any floor that looks like basement. Stop elevator about 2 foot below floor, Doc and Jen force doors open. Doc: (After doors are open.) After you. SCENE 4.5 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Scn: Move to corner, behind Doc and Jen. Doc: (When they arrive at corner, he takes out a coin and flips it.) Why am I always going right? Jen: Because otherwise you never would be. Doc: Oh, right... Cam: Jen begins to walk down the corner. Doc follows after a few seconds. SCENE 4.6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cam: Film from down tunnel. Jen and Doc enter from perpendicular tunnel. Doc: (Stopping and reaching in his pocket.) Heads we go left, tails we go right. OK? (Flips coin.) Tails ... Right again, Jen. Jen: (Giggles a bit) If you say so, Doctor. (Walks toward camera.) SCENE 5 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Scn: Nathaniels. Doc: (Pointing) Jen, this looks like a restaurant. Let's go grab something to eat. Jen: Sounds great, Doctor. GAC: (Girl At Counter.) Can I help you? Doc: (After looking at menu for a second.) What do you recommend? GAC: Umm.. (Looks like she is thinking. Looks at keyboard of the cash register [Each key is an item.] Pause.) The pizza is pretty good. Doc: OK, then, I want a (pause) Umm (pause) medium pepperoni pizza. Oh, and two sodas. GAC: (Types on register.) Is that for here or to go? Doc: For here. GAC: Okay. That will be $9.43. (Turns around, yells to BBC) Phil, I need a medium pepperoni. BBC: (Walking to pizza creation area) Time to make the pizza. Doc: (Reaches into pocket. Pauses. Checks others. Starts to look worried. Jen taps him on shoulder and gives him a $10.00 bill.) Thanks. GAC: (Takes bill, types on reg, gives change. Rips off receipt. Hands to Doctor) Your order will be ready in 15 to 20 minutes. The number on the bottom of the receipt will appear on the moving sign when your order is ready. Would you like your drinks now or with your pizza? Doc: Now would be nice. Thank you. Jen: (Girl goes to get drinks.) Doctor, this place seems strange to me. There's no chatter from the people in the dining area. They're dead silent. Doc: (Walks toward the dining area, returns.) It does seem a bit strange. (GAC returns with drinks, hands them to Doc.) Thank you. (Move to dining area.) Prp: There are very bored people, all staring at the sign, resting their head on their hand, using arm to rest on. Sign says: "Welcome", "TO", "Nathaniels", "Your order is ready.", repeats. Cam: Move to Doc. Doc: (Worried look.) I think we've come to the wrong place if we want quick service. Jen: Oh, look Doctor. On the TV - It's a movie about here. Doc: You're right, Jen. Maybe we can find out where we are now. Jen: Yes. (Camera move to TV.) SCENE 6 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (Movie which is being run on TV. Begins with scenes of RIT.) Narrator: Welcome to RIT, your home for the next four to five years. Our campus has been specially designed by Kroagnon, universally known as the Great Architect. Among his other works are Miracle City and the Paradise Towers. (Show Paradise Towers scene.) We would have liked to bring him here for an interview, but unfortunately he went insane after designing the Paradise Towers. (Show clip, "Fortunately they will not have time to make it too untidy before I shall DESTROY them.") The Great Architect is responsible for many of the great features of these buildings. The substitution of helevators for elevators, for example, was the Great Architects idea. This helps students save much money, since they no longer have to go to the amusement center and pay $10-$20 admission. (Fade out.) SCENE 7 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Dining Commons service lift. SCRIPT NOTE: "puck" refers to a CoCo. Jam: (Walking up to lift, drops hockey puck on floor.) Hockey. See? (Hits puck about a bit.) Hockey. (Hands stick to hockey.) hoc: Ho...Key. Jam: Yes, Hockey. NOW GO! (Points.) hoc: Ho-key. (Swipes at puck. When it moves, his eyes light up.) Hockey! (Moves out of lift.) Hockey! (Hits puck. Moves off into distance.) Jim: You gave him a computer to use as a puck? Jam: No, I gave him a CoCo. Jim: Oh, Okay. Shall we try again? Jam: Yes. This time let's start from scratch. SCENE 8----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Hallway corridor. Hockey is heard around corner. Comes into corridor. Hoc: Hockey! (Whap. Puck goes near a door. A bystander walks around corner. Hockey walks into door in attempt to hit puck.) Bys: It's common sense to leave the door unlocked. Then you can't hurt your nose by walking into the door. (Walks away.) Hoc: Common sense, door unlock. Common sense, hockey. Hockey common sense. SCENE 9 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Cam: Fade in, shot of girl leaning against counter, asleep. Move to Doc and Jen. They are chatting. Zoom in. Doc: That's the way it happened, Jen. (Looks at watch.) I'm going to see what's keeping our pizza. (Getting up.) Jen: Yes. (Glancing at her watch.) It's been almost 45 minutes. Doc: (Goes to GAC. Taps her on shoulder.) GAC: Not a-g-a-i-n Dave? (Opens eyes, looks startled, then straightens up.) What can I do for you? Doc: Where is our pizza? It's been almost 45 minutes. GAC: One moment, let me check. (Goes to BBC. BBC is sitting on food prep table, reading magazine, listening to walkman, mouthing the words. GAC taps him on shoulder. He looks up, startled. GAC talks to BBC, he looks at watch. Goes to oven, opens it. Takes out burned pizza.) Doc: I hope that is not our pizza! GAC: Yes, it is. Doc: I am not paying for a burned pizza. I want my money back. GAC: Food is not refundable. We can make you a new one, if you would like. Doc: (In grouchy tone.) No thanks, we'll take it. GAC: (Puts pizza in box.) Thank you, and please come again. (Goes back somewhere.) BBC: (As Doc picks up pizza.) Are you with her? (Pointing) Doc: (Looks where BBC is pointing.) Yes, why? BBC: How did an old geyser like you get a chic like that? Doc: Humph. (Goes to table. Mumbling) One very well done pizza, anyone? Jen: (Takes piece of pizza and puts on napkin. Tries a few bites.) It's really not that bad, Doctor. The pepperoni is a bit crunchy, but not bad. Please, try a piece, for me. Doc: Ok, Jen. (Tries a bite. Look changes.) You're right, it isn't too bad. SCENE 9.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cam: Fade out. Fade in with Doc and Jen walking through corridors. Jen: Let's try this set of stairs. (They go up stairs.) Scn: Move to between buildings. Jen and Doc come out of door. They cross passage, then enter other building. Move to building stairs. Doc and Jen enter stairs. SCENE 10 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Laboratory. Two chemists are working, one doing some calculations, the other working with some instruments. Jim: Jamie, try adding more calcium oxide. Jam: That surely can't be right, Jimmy - It would combine with the iron phosphates and form bone. Jim: Add some ammonium nitrate then. Jam: Good idea. If we add more hydrocarbons retrieved from the solid theoretical consumables, we could also increase it's intelligence. Jim: Right. I will make an equation of it. Jam: Then I will use your equation to implement it. Jim: Very good. SCENE 11 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Stairwell, 6th floor Sol Heuman. Doc: I am not out of shape Jen! I never was any good at climbing stairs. And anyway, this door looks very interesting. I think we should inquire here. Jen: They're all the same, Doctor. Doc: But this one looks like it used to have something stuck on it - Some kind of a label. (Opens door, waves Jen through.) Jen: Just about every door we've passed all the way up has had one. Doc: Oh. Well they must have been in less obvious places then, or I never would have seen them. Jen: They were positioned just like this one. Oh never mind, Doctor. (Jen and Doctor walk around corner, out of sight.) Cam: Move to lounge, film Jen and Doc walking into lounge. (6 Sol) Doc: What a spectacular view, Jen. there must be a spectacular sunrise from here. Let's sleep here for the night. Jen: Okay, Doctor. (Goes to balcony, opens door, walks outside. Cam: Show pan of Jen's view off 6th floor balcony Sol Heuman. Doc: (Lays down on couch.) Good night, Jen. Jen: Okay, Doctor. (Goes to a different couch and lays down. Fade out.) SCENE 11.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Doc: (asleep. Opens eyes, looks around, jumps up. Walks to Jen.) Jen, wake up. It's almost sunrise. (Shakes Jen.) Jen: (Looks over shoulder.) Oh... Good morning, Doctor. Doc: How was your nap? (Helps Jen up.) Jen: Pretty good, how about yours? Arm: (Loud footsteps, runs into room, swipes about with gun, runs out other door.) Doc: (Looks at exit door of arm for a sec, then looks at Jen.) Quite good, until just now. (They walk to window.) Cam: Fade out. SCENE 12 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Tunnels of RIT, near corner store. Hoc: (Not seen yet.) Hockey! (Whap. Puck comes into room, followed by hockey. Lift is waiting.) Hockey! (Hits puck into lift.) Prp: Close lift, leave. Hoc: (Approaches doors, walks into them.) Common sense, door unlock. Hockey! (pause) Where hockey? (pause) Come hockey. SCENE 13 ------------------------------------------------------------------- Cam: Fade in. Jen: Doctor? Why are there shadows of the buildings? We shouldn't be able to see shadows until the sun is up. Doc: Umm... Well, you see... Well, that's because we must be facing West, and the sun comes up in the East. That is, when the planet turns in a counterclockwise direction. Jen: And I suppose this one does? Doc: Yes. Jen: I got up at this hour of the morning to miss the sunrise? Doc: Well, not exactly. You got to see the other side of sunrise. Everyone else watches the sun at sunrise. We got to see the effects of sunrise. Jen: Humph. Doc: Let's go to breakfast, Jen. Jen: You don't have any money, Doctor. Doc: Well, that's Okay, we'll just stop off at the TARDIS and get some. Come along. (Hits lift request button.) SCENE 14-------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Hockey player, looking for puck. Hoc: (Gets mad.) Come hockey. (Hammers on door with stick. Note that he can't hammer on the door and talk at the same time.) Hockey. Prp: Lift arrives. Doors open. Hoc: (Hits Doctor on head when doors open. K-9 Whistle falls to floor.) HOCKEY! (Hits puck from lift.) Hockey good. Common Sense Hockey. Hockey! (Hits puck. Notices K-9 Whistle. Bends down to get it.) Jen: Are you Okay, Doctor? (Helps Doctor up. Lift door closes.) Hoc: (Picks up whistle, shakes it. Puts it in mouth. Is startled by noise. Drops whistle.) Hockey Hockey! (Picks up whistle again.) Blows. SCENE 14.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Doc: I'll be Okay. Thanks. It's Probably too late to help that poor soul though. SCENE 14.2 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cro: (Other hellavator arrives.) Who is hammering on my hellevator? I will DESTROY them! HAK: (Walks into lounge. Walks around croagnon, then pounds on button.) Damn hellevators. Cro: RRRRR! (Strangles helevator hacker. Walks down corridor after hockey.) SCENE 15---------------------------------------------------------------------- Jam: Our assumptions were incorrect. We have decreased the intelligence of the creature by approximately 23%. Jim: What if we increased the number of cockroaches in it? Jam: That would... That's ingenious! The intelligence of the creature is directly proportional to the number of cockroaches used in the making of the Greasies burger. Jim: I must write that down. Jam: I will make a statement of it. Jim: I will then make an equation of it, using the statement. Jam: I will use your calculations to implement it. SCENE 16 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Quarter mile. K-9 is coming down. K-9: (Moves. Stops.) Coming master. (Moves, stops.) Coming master. Doc: (Walking around corner of a building.) K-9! What are you doing here? I thought I told you to stay in the TARDIS and figure out what is wrong. K-9: You called me, master? Coming, Master. There is another whistle operating on the same frequency and wave shape as your whistle, Master. Doc: (Checking pockets.) Oh no! I must have dropped the whistle when that idiot hockey player hit me. Jen: He must have found it and be playing with it. K-9: Conclusion is logical. Doc: K-9, did you figure out what is wrong with the TARDIS? K-9: Affirmative. Doc: (After pause.) Well? K-9: (After pause.) Well, spelled W-E-L-L. Noun. One, a flow of water from the earth, natural spring and pool. Jen: No, K-9. The Doctor wants to know what is wrong with the TARDIS. K-9: (Pause.) It is too small. Doc: K-9, what is broken in the TARDIS? K-9: (Pause) There are 3128 faults found in the TARDIS, to which do you refer? Jen: The ones referring to what it looks like. K-9: (Pause) There are still 78 classifying faults. To which do you refer? Doc: The ones that would make the external appearance too small. K-9: (Pause) There are still one classifying faults. To which do you refer? Doc: Number one. (Jen giggles) K-9: Fuse number 335 on board number 3 in roundell number 224 has blown. Doc: That's the whole problem? K-9: Referring to the external appearance of the TARDIS being too small, affirmative. Referring to all the faults, negative. There are 3128 faults total in the TARDIS. (pause) Wait. (pause) Three of the defective circuits will now have caused 7 more faults. There are now 3135 faults. Doc: K-9? K-9: Yes, Master? Doc & Jen: (simultaneously) Shut up. K-9: Affirmative, Master. Affirmative, Mistress. (Turns and follows after Doc and Jen who are walking to TARDIS.) SCENE 17 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jam: The statement has been found to be correct. If we increase the number of cockroaches in the Greasies burger, the intelligence of the creature increases. We may now proceed into the making of a travel unit for it. Jim: While you were working, I made a few notes and sketches. (Shows papers.) What do you think? Jam: Well... We will have a problem right here. (points) Jim: We'll just reverse the polarity of the alternating current. Jam: Of course, how could I have missed that. Shall I build it? Jim: No, I will build this. Jam: Very good. While you are working I will deliver the plans for this to the Master. (fade out) SCENE 17.1- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (fade in) Mas: (Looking at notes) Very good. Do you think that you could get me one of these by 7:00? Jam: Of course, master. Where would you like it delivered? Mas: To the Greasies kitchen, of course. Jam: Very good, master. SCENE 18---------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Greasies dining area. Fade in. Doc: Well, it's not home cooking, but then again, at least it doesn't stare back at you when you look at it. (Takes mouthful.) Jen: I suppose. I guess I was just spoiled by my mothers cooking. Doc: Well, when you've come from Galifrey, any food is good. (Takes last bite, swaps out plate and puts desert in center. Picks up spoon.) Jen: My mother used to make the best... Arm: (Just as Doc is about to eat spoonful of pudding.) STOP!!! (Doc and Jen look. Runs up to Doc.) Stop. That is not real pudding. It's some sort of biological defect that was substituted. See. (Points to pudding. There is an eye in it.) Jen: Iww! Doc: I agree, Jen, and I was the one who was about to eat it. Jen: You did say something about it not looking at you while you are eating it. Doc: Quite right. (Moves over in seat, Looks at Arm.) Sit down. What do you know about this business? Arm: (Sitting down.) Thank you. You see, there is a group which is attempting to create a supreme being which could take over the world - And in the future, possibly the galaxy and more. Doc: I've seen that attempted many times before, but only a few have come near succeeding. None actually have though. Have they decided on a name on these creatures, or don't you know? Arm: Intelligence reports rumor they will be named Daleks. Jen: Daleks! Arm: You know something about them? Jen: Only what the Doctor has told me. Doc: The Daleks were created on Skaro by Davros. At least, that's what the books say. Jen: You shouldn't believe everything just because it's written though. Doc: Agreed. We must prevent these creatures from any further development. Arm: Intelligence has been working for weeks on locating the laboratory where they have been created, and hasn't found anything. Doc: Yes, well, military intelligence is a conflict in terms. (Cut.) SCENE 19 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jam: The Dalek was delivered as you requested. Mas: Did someone eat it? Jam: No. The GI that has been about warned that new chap before he ate it? Mas: New chap? A new military mind? Jam: I don't believe so, sir. He has been seen about since last evening. We have no record of him arriving. Mas: I must see this fellow. Where did you last see him? Jam: He was in the dining area talking with the GI. Mas: (Plays with controls of a device on desk.) Ah. Here we go. Is that him? Jam: (Looking at device.) Yes. That's him. Mas: Find out where he's from and how much he knows. Jam: Very good, master. (Leaves.) SCENE 20 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Doc, Arm, and Jen getting into elevator. Doc: Their lab is somewhere in this building? Arm: Yes. Jen: Doctor, there's a button on here labeled, "Lab." in masking tape. Doc: I'd assume you would have already checked that out. Arm: No, we didn't bother. It's obviously a decoy, so we didn't bother investigating. Jen: I assume that means you will want to, Doctor? Doc: Of course. SCENE 21---------------------------------------------------------------------- Jam: (Entering.) Hello. The Master wants that new chap checked out. Jim: Ah. I just finished the transportation device. Shall we test it now? Jam: Yes. I will get a Dalek. SCENE 22---------------------------------------------------------------------- Jen: Here we are. (Doors open.) Dlk: EXTERMINATE! Doc: Down. (Pounds button panel and drops.) Arm: What was that? Doc: A dalek. Arm: Oh. It looked like a garbage pail on a skateboard with a toilet plunger sticking out. I thought daleks were creatures, not machines though. Jen: Well, this is a real low budget film. Otherwise it would look like an oversize salt shaker with toilet plungers sticking out. Doc: Shh. Daleks are creatures. The dalek is inside, that is just the travel unit. Jen: Why don't we get off at another floor and take the stairs back. Doc: Good idea. We should disable the lift. Daleks can't use stairs, so that would limit them to that floor. Arm: I can solve that. (Stands back as to kick panel.) Doc: Wait! We haven't stopped at a floor yet. Arm: Right. (Wait till doors open. Kicks panel a number of times.) Jen: Doctor, should we call K-9? Doc: Good idea, Jen. Lucky I reprogrammed his whistle. Jen: Yes. And that we still have one elevator working. Doc: Jen, call the other lift and hold it when it gets here. (Blows whistle. Fade out.) SCENE 22.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (fade in) Doc: Here comes K-9. Send the elevator to first. Tape the button for this floor so it will bring him back here. Arm: (From elevator doorway. Hammers on panel) Well, it's not taped, but the button is in. Doc: Good enough. (fade out.) SCENE 22.2- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (fade in) Doc: There you are, K-9. Good dog. We're going to go by the stairs to the floor with the dalek. You go by the lift. See you there, K-9. (Hits button and jumps out of lift.) K-9: Affirmative, Master. Arm: Let's go! SCENE 23 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Floor with Dalek. Dalek not present. Lift arrives, K-9 drives out. There is a tape line on the floor. K-9 follows line. SCENE 24 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Hallway. K-9 is driving down corridor. Doc, Jen, and Arm come out of stairway. K-9: (Drives to Doc.) Doctor Master, I have found a trail. It may lead to the Dalek room. Doc: Where is it, K-9? K-9: Master, suggest power to all rooms on this level is disabled before we proceed. There is an International Business Machines Approved Centralized Electron Control and Overflow Auto-Shut-Off Panel in the room at the end of the floor. Doc: You mean there is a fuse box in that room? (Pointing.) K-9: (Pause.) Affirmative. Doc: Jen, could you turn them all off? Jen: Okay, Doctor. (Goes to turn off switches.) Doc: Now where is this trail, K-9? K-9: This way, master. (Drives backward down hall.) SCENE 24.1 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (Move camera.) K-9: Trail enters room here, master. Doc: Very good, K-9. Jen: The power is killed, Doctor. (Walking into scene.) Arm: (Pointing to door.) Shall I? Hoc: (Heard from down hallway.) Hockey! (Puck comes down hall.) Doc: Yes, but be careful. (Arm kicks door. Door is not fully shut and flies open. Arm stumbles inside, then pulls back.) Hoc: Common sense, door unlock. Dlk: EXTERMINATE! Hoc: Hockey! (Hits puck down hallway. Stops in front of door. Hockey goes to puck. Gets ready to swipe at puck, hits K-9. K-9 backs up, then fires at Hockey. Dlk: EXTERMINATE! (Shoots at hockey from inside room. Hockey falls toward arm. Arm shoots hockey. Hockey dies.) EXTERMINATE! (Moves into corridor after a few seconds.) Doc: K-9, shoot it. (K-9 shoots at.) Jen, help me knock it onto it's side. Arm: (Runs up and pounds on Dalek. Jen and Doc run up to Dalek. Jen touches it.) Jen: Ow! Darn static! Dlk: MALFUNCTION! My drain is impaired, I can not think. I have been dain bramaged! MALFUNCTION! (Drives into wall, stops.) Arm: I'm not surprised, the way K-9 and I hacked on that thing. Doc: I'm sorry to depress you, but I don't think it was you - or K-9 - that stopped it. Arm: What did then? Doc: I believe it was the shock Jen gave it. Jen: A static shock? Doc: Yes. Daleks run off static electricity. Arm: I'm going to check the room. Stand back. (Enters room. Sees Jamie and Jimmy.) Is there anyone else in here? Jim: No. Arm: K-9, guard these two. (K-9 drives in. Arm checks behind doors.) Jim: Told you there wasn't anyone else in here. K-9: It is better to be safe when naughty. Use a condom. Jen: K-9, what's wrong with you? K-9: (Pause.) Beyond Economical Repair. Jen: That's affirmative. Arm: Let's take these guys to security. SCENE 25 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Old lab of Jam and Jim. Master enters, looks around. Takes some notes, and a glass jar with a dalek floating in it. Mas: I'll just have to drop these off on Skaro, and that should complete the job. And to think that all the history books will state that Davros created the Daleks. Ha ha ha. (Smiles at camera and leaves room.) SCENE 26---------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Interrogation room. Some security person is interviewing Jamie and Jimmy. Sec: Now, tell me when this lamp is pointed straight in your face. (Aims it toward them.) Jim: A lot lower. (Sec turns lamp down.) Keep going. (Keeps turning.) Keep going. Keep going. (Sec gets lamp pointed at face.) Perfect. Sec: Okay, now we'll begin. Is there anyone in this scam with you? Jam: Why should we answer? Arm: (Entering.) How is it coming? Sec: Not very good. Arm: I'll take over. (Waits till sec leaves room.) Now let's get down to business. (Paradise towers the lamp. Fade out.) SCENE 27 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Arm: (Running up to Doc and Jen, who are sitting in a lobby chatting.) Doctor! Doc: What? (Stands up.) Arm: There's another member of them. They said he is the leader - his name is "The Master" - and that he is having them created so he can bring them to Skaro. We'd better find him before he leaves. Doc: The Master. Right. Where is the Master rooming? Arm: One of the south end rooms in fifth floor of Nathaniel Rochester Hall. Doc: Okay, you check the lab, we'll check there. Come along Jen. SCENE 28 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Corridor. Jen and Doc are running down. Dematerialization sound is heard. Doc opens door. Doc: Too late. The Master has gotten away again. Jen: Well, we tried, Doctor. SCENE 29 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: In tunnels. Doc and Jen meet up with Arm. Arm: No success here. Did you find him? Doc: Well, sort of. Jen: He was leaving just as we got there. Arm: Do you know where he was going? Doc: To Skaro. He was going to deliver the Dalek plans to Davros. Do you know if there are any Tandy Stores around here? Arm: You mean Radio Shacks? Doc: They're stores where they sell all kinds of electronic components, except the ones you really need. And the salespeople usually don't know what they are talking about? Arm: That's them. Yes, we do. Why? Doc: I need a component. They should have it. Could you give me a ride to one later? Arm: Yes, sure. Fade out. SCENE 30 --------------------------------------------------------------------- (fade in.) RSP: May I help you? Doc: Where are your fuses? RSP: Umm... Ah, sorry, we don't carry those. Doc: Well, do you carry any of these? (Pulls out fuse.) RSP: Oh, let me check. (Pulls out CM/NP book. Looks through.) Art, do we carry these? (Goes to RS2) RS2: (Noticing what he is carrying.) Yeah D'Wayne, we do carry those, but the delivery truck got stuck in a snowdrift in South Carolina. We reordered them, and they'll be in in a few weeks. Doc: Okay, I'll just look around a bit then. (Takes fuse and walks to 27- series [wall parts]) Hmm... (Walking along wall looking for fuse.) Ah, here we go. K-9, what size fuse should I replace this with? K-9: (Pause.) It is preferred if you replace it with the original rating, 3 Amperes, Master. Doc: Hmm... (Scans 270-series.) Ah, here we go. 20 Amp fuses. That should do it. (Takes to RSP.) RSP: Will that be all, sir? Doc: Yes. RSP: (Writes a bit. Types on calculator.) That will be 67 dollars and 15 cents. Doc: For a fuse? RSP: (Looks at calculator.) Oh right, 6 dollars and 70... 2 cents. Doc: Six-Seventy-Two? For a... 79 cent fuse? RSP: That does seem a bit high, but the calculator says so. Doc: Try calculating it again. RSP: (Types on calculator.) Oh, right. Eighty-Five cents. Stupid Radio Shack garbage. RS2: D'wayne, you're not supposed to say stuff like that when customers are around. RSP: Oh, right. (Takes dollar from Doc. Makes change, hands to Doc.) Can I get your name and address? Doc: I'm the Doctor, and I don't have an address. RSP: Okay, just a sec. (Gets phone book, looks through, writes name and address. Gets bag, puts receipt and fuse in bag.) Here you go, sir. Have a good day. SCENE 31 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Arm: Doctor, thank you for your help. Doc: You're welcome. That's what my job is - To save planets. Jen: Good bye. Arm: Good bye. I'll miss you. (They hug.) K-9: Error. You will miss her, therefore you should state "Sad bye," not "Good bye." You should state "Good bye" if you hope to get rid of her. Jen: Then GOOD BYE K-9. (K-9 drives away.) SCENE 32 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Scn: Show Doctor, K-9, and Jen walking into woods. Show dematerialization of TARDIS. Show closing credits.