Seance Skits for The Looneys Hack Show, Episode 2 : Dead Things

GUMBY SEANCE:
	(location shot: stock footage of lightning from RHPS)
	(establishing shot: Group sitting around candle being lit)
	Pete:	Chris, could you turn out the light please.
	Chris:	Sure.
	(Lights dim || shot of Chris flipping switch)
	Pete:	Ready everyone?
	group:	[general agreement]
	Pete:	Everyone hold hands.
	(everyone holds hands)
	(one shot: Pete)
	(pete closes eyes)
	Pete:	Uhm mahny pudme uhm, uhm mahny pudme uhm, ...
	(group shot:)
	Group:	[joins in chant - repeat about 5 times, then become silent]
	(gumby-one becomes more away, establishes gumby posture)
	Gumby-one: Hello!
	(gumby two assumes gumby posture)
	Gumby-two: Hello Mr. Gumby!
	(all gumbies assume gumby posture)
	gumby-3: What are you doing mr. gumby?
	(move camera so we can see gumbys get up.)
	(gumby two gets up, moves about)
	gumby-1: Shut up mr. gumby.
	(general gumby stuff)
	(gumby knocks over candle, candle goes out)
	gumby: I can't see anything Mr. Gumby!
	gumby: I can't hear you Mr. Gumby, it's too dark.
	gumby: Mr. Gumby, where are you?
	gumby: Watch out for the camera mr. gumby!
	(thunk to, edit in snow, wait a seconds, go do black)

REGAN SEANCE:
	(fade in: group shot)
	Group: Uhm mahny pudme uhm, uhm mahny pudme uhm, (quiet down)...
	Regan: Ah, well, hello.
	Chris: Hello.  Who's this?
	Regan: (looks around) Who is who?
	Chris: Who are you?
	Regan: Oh, ah, that's a good question.  I am Ronald W. Regan.
	Chris: Oh.. Ah..
	Pete: Excuse me sir, but, um... You're not dead.
	(close up of regan)
	Regan: Oh... Yeah, now that you mention it, yeah, you're right.
		I suppose that means I should be going.  Nice talking to
		you.  God bless.
	(group shot)
	Pete: G'bye.
	Regan: Now, ah, how do I turn this damn thing off.  Let's see...
		It must be this button here.
	(stock footage of explosion)
	Regan: Oops.  Oh, ah, Nancy...

LOONEY SEANCE:
	(fade in: group shot)
	Group: Uhm mahny pudme uhm, uhm mahny pudme uhm, (quiet down)...
	(Wait a few seconds)
	(Everyone wide awake, sync sync sync!)
	Group: Do do de do do, do do de do do, ...
	(fade video to final copyright and end of show message)
	(delay, continue sound)
	(fade sound and video, end)