"Gut Gusher 3000 Home Liposuction System", for the Looneys Hack Show,
Episode 3 : Money

length:	~1 minute
cast:
	Voiceovers - Tammie Moxham
	BlueScreen - Phil Balzer

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(sickening music)
Voiceover
	Are you overweight, lonely, and depressed?
	Can you use your thighs to start forest fires?
	Do small children cry when they see you coming?

	If so, then we have the solution.  The New
	Gut Gusher 3000 home liposuction system is for you.

	Our handy at home liposuction system includes
[show dirty knife]
		- custom skin parter
[add shop vac]
		- the vaccu-suck unit
[add power stapler]
		- a home suture kit.
(textover: Cleanup kit not included.)

	Just look at these before and after photos.

[show diced up person, someone walks by & smiles, then gags when past.]
	Just think of all the attention you'll get when
	your friends see that you've lost all that extra
	fat.

[image: sewing kit, dustbuster TM, and small knife]
	If you're one of those people who is always on the go,
	you may want to consider out special travel kit.  This
	system is great travelers or anyone who doesn't have a lot of
	space for the deluxe model.  So get your Gut Gusher 3000
	today, the home liposuction system that really sucks.

[blue screen]
	Gut Gusher 3000
	1-800-looz-fat
	All sales final.
	Warning: May cause mutilation, death, or hemoraging.
	Gut Gusher 3000 Inc assumes no responsiblity for any
	mistakes due to use or misuse or your stupidity.

VO:	To order your gut gusher 3000, have your credit card ready
	and call 1-800-looz-fat.  So if you want to lose fat today,
	dial 1-800-l-o-o-z-f-a-t with your credit card ready.  Again
	that number is 1-800-looz-fat, have your credit card ready.
	Get your credit card ready if you want to impress your friends
	by losing weight the easy way and call 1-800-looz-fat.