"Get Rich Cwik on Public Access", for the Looneys Hack Show, episode 3 : Money

CAST
	MaryAnne	Tammie Moxham

anne:	[mary anne]
	Hi.  I'm Mary Anne Gearce. /* gE R C */
	[textover: Mary Anne Gearce]
	Have you heard about public access and wondered where the
	money your cable company is supposed to be investing is going?
	Do you think you're entitled to some of that cash?  Then you'll
	want to purchase my new book, "Getting Rick Cwick on Public Access"
	(pick up book)
	[book held in someones hands, flipping pages]
	This book contains many different ways to get money out of the
	public access system, starting off with simple methods, like selling
	overpriced video equipment to the group, and ends with ways you can get
	your own video equipment paid for by the cable company.  We'll even
	show you how to charge people for airing tapes on public access.

	This book includes information on common problems one runs into
	while scamming, and provides methods of dealing with them.  In
	addition, all methods in this book have been tested in a large cable
	company in western central new york, so they're sure to work if
	applied correctly.

	[picture of book]
	Pick up your copy of Getting Rick Cwik on Public Access today.
	Available at scummier book stores everywhere.
	[fade in text below book]
		Available at
		The Bookable Store
		71 Hill Hopeless Lane
		Rockchester, YK  20146