Heinekey discount sex changes commercial
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Written by	Perette Michelle Barella
Date		14 April 1994
Approx time	0 min 38 sec +- 7 seconds

Parts:
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Transsexuals
	TV1:	Perette Barella
	TV2:
	TV3:

Heinekey representatives:
	Sales:
	Nurse:


Script:
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	(fade in)
	(shot: camera behind sales desk)
	(transvestite walks up to counter)
TV1:	I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muff. (hammering on desk
	matter-of-factly)
	(cut, TV2 is at counter)
TV2:	I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muff.
	(cut, TV3 is walking up to counter)
Sales:	You're not gonna pay a lot for this muff.
	(stock footage, show medical stuff going on)
VO:	That's right, you're not gonna pay a lot for this muff,
	because at Heinekey, we specialize in sex change surgery.
	The result is quick, inexpensive gender surgery that will
	cut away those unwanted genitals without cutting away
	at your cash reserves.
Gumby:	(kind of in background, like it's going on in the footage)
	Anestetic!
VO:	The results may
	not look great, and orgasm is rather unlikely, but at
	least you're not gonna pay a lot for _your_ muff.
TV1:	(walks up to counter from back room, nurse assisting hir)
	(sales hands TV1 a bill)
	Wow!  I didn't pay a lot for this muff.  Thanks Heinekey.
VO:	(reads Heinekey screen, which also appears something like:)
		  H*e*i*n*e*k*e*y
		Discount sex changes
		"You're not gonna pay a
		  lot for this muff."
	
		Check your yellow pages for
		a Heinekey surgeon near you.