Dimas commercial
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Written by	Perette Michelle Barella
Date		12 April 1994
Approx time	1 minute 7 seconds +- 5 seconds

Parts:
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Dumb customers
	Voice

Greasemonkeys
	Biff
	Bubba
	Fred

Respectable autoworkers
	1:
	2:


Voice over is male.  If shown, is clean-cut guy in business suit.

Voice:	Dear Dimas,
	(Show: "Deer Dimas" printed on a piece of paper coming up out
	of a line printer.  Dub grinding line printer noise
	throughout commercial.)

Voice:	The other day I was driving my car and there was a clunking noise.
	(show Car accelerating, dub in a clunk, crawl w/LPT noise across
	bottom "The ther day I waz drivnig my kar n their wuz a klunk
	noyze." (continue voiceover also as crawl through commercial in
	poor spelling)

Voice:	I took it into your shop, and your greasemonkeys
	(Show: Car driving up to garage, greasemonkey standing there,
	voice talks to greasemonkey out window.

Biff:	Biff (show biff)
Bubba:	Bubba (show bubba)
Fred:	(Says nothing, picks nose after a few seconds)

Voice:	Worked it over for me.
	(show car going into garage)
	Three weeks later they asked me to pick it up, and charged me
	only 28 hundred for the new tires and oil change.
	(show greasemonkeys hammering on car, reaching in engine and
	pulling out random parts, etc.  Also show car driving away,
	"Daytona And Busts" or such sign in back window)

	I thanked them for all they'd done, even though the car smelled
	a little strange.  Fred even gave me his phone number.
	(Show greasemonkeys around, voice shakes Bubba's hand, fred is
	picking nose, voice gets in car and fred comes forward with
	slip of paper.  Car is a mess from partying in daytona)

	I got a few miles before I heard the clunking again.
	(show car clunking again)

	I checked with a nearby station, (show different station,
	with reputable-looking employees)
	but they put it off as the "Really disgusting looking milk
	rolling around in the trunk."  (Show autoworker with open
	trunk, picking up milk jug with green shit inside,
	looking really grossed out)
	Well, They might have been able to find my three-weeks missing
	groceries, but they weren't going to fix my car so 
	I took it back to Dimas to get the job done right.
	(Show customer getting into car in a huff, driving off)
	It even gave me an excuse to ask Fred to give me a
	'ride home' that night.
	(Show customer tugging fred toward fred's car, fred is
	kind of smiling like Rocky Horror in Toucha-toucha-touch me)

	Thanks dimas.

	Sincerely, Mr. Geaseplug Phonejob.
	(Show customer signing letter)

	(Stop line printer grinding noise.)
	(Show black background, yellow text)
Bubba reads text shown on text screen:
	"Dimas"
	"We'll fix your car."
	"The whole thing."
	"And when we say whole, we mean whole.  Not just some."