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Sale! Black Buttguard™
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Women's ClassyMini™ Business
Get it while it's hot!
(Exactly why is this item hot?)
Move over Aeropostale, American Eagle, and
Abercrombie & Fitch! American Bedwetter is here with the Summer
styles that match your style. Whether you're an A/B girl or guy, we
have great fashions at a price you'll like.
It's you against us. Merchants local and on-line have armies of
specialists finding ways to get your money. Advertising agencies,
merchandising specialists, (e)commerce consultants, graphic and web
designers, analysts, SEO specialists... the list goes on. We invade
your mind via radio and television advertising, banners and
pop-ups, circulars and mailings, social media and peer pressure. We
do everything from making shopping more easy and pleasurable to
being deceptive and exploiting psychology just to make a buck at
your expense. Not quite illegal, of course, but ethical? Hmmm.
And on your side it's you and your wits.
I may be among their ranks, but I don't think it's a fair fight.
The American Bedwetter™ brand is my attempt to even the odds, using
silly products and a shopping simulator to expose the attempts
(both fair and unfair) that merchants use to make a buck at your
So please, "shop around" the site. I hope you'll take home a
basketful of skepticism about future buying!